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Gooooood Morning, everyone!

How was your evenings? How did we all sleep? How are we all feeling this fine and lovely morning?

I feel great. A little tired but great. Why, you may be wondering? Well I had a very pleasant evening last night. I was, go figure, at the Sanchez house. Jess and I put on a show at Wal-mart. We were in the food section and Jess wanted me to pick out a snack for her but I didn't want to pick something she wouldn't like so I didn't know what to pick, so I told her to pick it for herself. These ladies said, "You go, strike".
JESS:"You're such a good sister
ME: "I'm the older sister, I don't have to do for you"
JESS:"Yeah, but you look like the younger sister"

These ladies were hysterical and Jess and I were as well. Also, Jess decided to act drunk and I had to help her walk around without falling down, she almost broke my back. OH....there was this old man in Emily shorts. EEWW. Mama Sanchez was too funny when she saw this.

When we were pulling into the driveway, Kristen called. Jessica got it out of her that she is not pregnant, yet. Mom was freaking because that is her son Tom we're talking about. Kris told us not to worry it's not Tom's, sorry Tom. Then I was told the story about her mystery man with no name that she dined with. We are all saddened that Tom was coldly thrown aside by Kristen.

We were also informed, by mama Sanchez, that she once believed that Tom and Lindsey liked liked each other. Of course I text Lindsey right away and she was quite surprised.

Jess and I also put up Halloween lights and decor in her front yard. Mind you we started this at 8:30, which was smart and dumb. Smart because it was cool, dumb because it got late quickly and we had to wake up at 6 because she has a softball tournament today.

I was dozing off and Kris called me. I have two Kris quote to report.
1) "I wish he could turn off his manly hormones"
2) "Is your subconscious telling you to have sex."

Yes everyone, I got Kristen to say the word sex. She has only said it twice before in her life and that was in California doing homework with her roommates. Tom and I have tried to trick her into saying it but we failed. I however, used reverse psychology to get it out. Sorry Kris.
What happened, ok I won't go into detail for my sake, was she told me she could say it to freak me out (the whole sentence was not a good one for me), I told her that if she said that to me I would squeal in disgust, but I also didn't think she could bring herself to say it. She told me, "Uh, Emily I have said it before and the more and more i say it the more natural it feels (we tried to tell her that, tom and I) and I want so badly to say this to you to prove it and to bother you."
She eventually worked up enough adrenaline to say it. It was funny because she had the perfect opportunity to say it and I was telling her that and she totally turned the tables and said it right there on the spot.
I love you Kris.

Now, I am so glad it is the weekend. But, on Thursday night I went with my NEW friend Amanda to CRU (campus crusades for Christ) and we had a ball. I started dancing like an idiot to embarrass her, I told her we are actors we do this on purpose. She too is a theatre major. She is the fellow Meryl Streep fanatic (I think I told y'all about her, if not now you know how we started talking, it was all about Meryl). Afterwards we sat a talked for like an hour. We see eye to eye on so much, we get along really well and I can tell this is the beginning of a good friendship.

My Fridays are so nice now. I don't have that stupid orientation class so I am done by 11:35, like Mon and Wed.

Speaking of Wed. This upcoming one, I will receive my script for the "play" I am in. And then I have a total of 10-12 rehearsals before our show.
Lindsey, we will most likely be performing more than one weekend. The show that coincides with your show is the one we are doing at the school for her professors (and the public) but she knows some people at a local theatre and we are trying to take it there for a show or two, I will let you know when I know the dates.

Other than that, I have nothing more to report.
I think I will go lay down and watch I Love Lucy. I am still very tired. She is another amazing woman, Lucy.

Adios mis amigos.
I also will eat some applesauce, just in case you were wondering.

So,
Bon Appetit (to both you and I)!
Em