Mother Knows Best

Before I get into today's topic, I will recap on some other issues.

Tom- I understand it is Yale, but you are such a lizard. Why are you in a place where it snows; and I, the snow bunny, am stuck in the desert. I am being rhetorical I don't want to hear "Because I got into Yale and no place would accept you"

Allison- I have family members who read this, so to talk about that one thing would be quite interesting, but now I brought it up so here we go!
Backtracking to the Olympics. We were watching the men's gymnastics and Allison was laying on the ground right under the tv, and exclaimed how everything looked larger...and then up on the screen comes a man who's stretchy pants displayed his, in Allison terms, junk. She was a bit frazzled by this and it was quite funny. The other day I was walking back to my dorm and this guy rode by on a skateboard and lets just say it was the reruns of the Olympics. I just started laughing hysterically. So there, my story for you Allison.

Class today was ya'know. I had english again...I really dislike my teacher...as you also know.
Then Bio...our other professor is back...he is cool too though....he tries to appeal to his students though....like today we were talking about plants and he said, "They have kinky sex." We all kind of couldn't believe he said that...but what he meant was, since plants do not have legs and cannot just get up and reproduce there needs to be a third party involved. It was funny but weird considering he is in his 60's.

After english though, I went to breakfast with a guy from my english class and his friends. I enjoyed myself and am glad to finally start becoming social! YAY ME!

Now for the chaos............and the reason for today's topic.
Words of advice: When your mother tells you, "Do you have everything?" even if you know you do, check.

I got back to my dorm and realized I had left my phone charger home...and my phone had less than half the battery life..... I called home and said, "Don't say I told you so...but..." So, mom knows today I get out early, and Britt had a doctors appointment at 1, so she said she would run it by. My phone is completely dead at this point. Instead of going out to lunch, I hurry back to my dorm, open the blinds, and do some work on the comp. Hour after hour goes by and mom isn't here yet. I start talking to Allison on Facebook and asked her to call my house and see whats up. She writes back, "go on AIM mom is online." I do so , and turns out (to make this long story a bit shorter) mom was waiting for me to call and tell her I was in my dorm....HELLO my phone is dead, I have no friends, and my roommate is gone all day; how do I call you?!?!?!?!? So we have this weird lecture like talk over AIM for about an hour...

"Do you want me to come now?"
"No I have rehearsal in 30 minutes, but I don't want to walk home at night without my phone"
"Well when dad gets home we can come up or do you want me to bring it in the morning?"
"I have class at 9, It's up to you , I do not care"
"Well what do you want?"
"You're the one who isn't feeling well, you decide"
"Dad and I will come up later, where is your rehearsal so we can meet you?"

(Mind you this went on longer and in more depth...and now I have to explain to my mother the campus that she has never been on and hope she can figure it out)

I leave for rehearsal, get there and one of the other actors is there but our director and all the other actors aren't. We wait for 20 mins, try to find a computer to check our email (the comp lab was closed for testing), and checked all the other rooms in the building. Finally, at ten to six, we decide no one else is here she must have canceled and left a voicemail which I cannot check. So, we leave. I get back to my dorm have Allison call my parents, find out they are on their way, and can finally take a sigh of relief....or can I....

I go out to dinner with my parents, get back, plug my phone in, and the messages roll in. I check my voicemail...5 new messages....
First three from mom, "Call me so I can bring your charger'
The next one from Tifani (my director), "He Emily, We will be meeting tonight at six not 5:30."
The last one, "Hey it's Tifani, it's a little after six hope you are on your way."

I got these at 9..... so I will see her in class tomorrow and i just hope that I am not in trouble because I also had to miss Monday's rehearsal because mom was sick and we had some issues at the house.

On a good note: I have my monologue almost memorized for tomorrow's class....UGH

I swear my life is a sitcom...and will become a very entertaining book when I do write it!

OH, Kristen though is funny. I am telling her all about this and she says, "I don't think I got that all, can I call you so you can explain it better?"
"No, Kris, my phone is....."
"OOOHHHH, I get it"

I love you Kristen!

Well, I will let you know how far up the creek without a paddle I am tomorrow when I find out.
Tomorrow is my long day.....and i have my first Calculus exam....

By the way...I passed the bio exam...with a 78%, not as well as I thought but I passed!

I have some Lab bio homework to finish and I need to work on my monologue more...so for tonight, that is all....

PS: My allergies are worse than yesterday too, so I had to deal with that while dealing with the rest of life.

Until next time,

Bon Appetit!

Em