Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Kicking off my Shoes

That's it! This week is half over!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Kermit the from anyone?)

Anyway, from the comments I have gotten, I see that you enjoyed the mad-lib...I will try to incorporate more of those....

And I believe Allison won Tom.

Tell her what she won....a poem written by Emily on the spot about her....


(here we go)


Allison you are a laugh riot,

don't even try to deny it.

You make me laugh till my face turns blue,

So congratulations, you get a poem about you.


That was lame, I know. It was worse than __________? (contest numero dos?)


I am hungry, however I don't want to leave my dorm and I don't know what to make...Soup or Mac n Cheese (which I made for lunch)...there is also cereal....bread...peanut butter... and soup....


But the dilemma with the soup....My roommate is the one with the microwave...and I have permission to use it...but she doesn't have it plugged in....she has other things plugged in and I feel bad unplugging them...ok I really don't but usually she had just left so I know I have time to cook and put things back where they were....When I got home this evening she was already gone and I do not know for how long she will be..... I mean I could just say, "Hey I plugged in the microwave...I will plug your stuff back in when I am done."...then it is settled soup....


I shall return shortly...pretend that there is that cheese elevator music like when you get put on hold.....


Ok I am back...not that you can tell the difference....the soup was a very good decision! Thank you for helping me to choose.....


I was watching my picture slide show screen saver and boy do I have some great memories....


Like this for example...I was supposed to be cleaning my room...but what do I do? Play dress up.....
But anyway....I just added a picture I wanted to figure out how to do so, I knew I could and I knew it would be fairly simple....I had just never done it before.....
Did I tell you about my test yet? I don't recall doing so.....
This was a waste of my life....And it wasn't what I had expected....they said it was going to measure my reasoning skills and what not...I expected multiple choice questions like:
If a stampede of elephants came around the corner, heading toward a window factory you would:
a) Yell, "Watch out!"
b) Dress up as a giant peanut and lure the elephants away from the window factory
c) Pull an Indiana Jones move, pull out your whip, swing onto the lead elephants back, and steer the pack to safety
d) wake up from this stupid dream
e) I have no flipping idea
but NOOOOOOO....
I had to write two essays.............(I am making a very evil face right now).
I don't remember exactly what about...but it was dumb and I know I didn't do as well as I could have because I wasn't prepared to write essays nor did I want to write essays....so I played it by ear and I'm just glad this isn't for a grade.....
Any who.....
I personally would have turned into Indiana Jones, wearing a peanut costume, saving the day from a shattering disaster......
I think this evening I will watch a movie online....Netflix has this new thing where you can watch certain movies right on their website....I might have to take advantage of that!
Also, I don't think I have much more to say...I can make stuff up but I don't know if I can top the rest of this post.....
I am sorry you sit through this.....but since you do....
Bon Appetit!
Em

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Ok. a response: Snow is still snow and it is still cold and sucky with friends or not. So, we'll see...Besides, I may want to spend time with the rest of my family. You know, the biological ones...

And now for the ad-lib portion of our program.

I am sorry to say the judges have disqualified Allison. Miss Playboy September 2008 has fake boobs and violates the originality portion of the contest. Thus I, i mean the judges, declare me the winner!

(Sounds of cheers, bally-hoos, and other assorted sounds of general happiness)

And for my next mad-lib...

"It was worse than" One of allison mad-lib fillers.

Yes, I know I'm awesome.

amsherer said...

Ouch, Tom. That one hurt. But you know what? I was written an AMAZING poem and YOU. WERE. NOT. So therefore, I think Allison wins the AWESOME Contest. Be jealous. And Emily? That has always been one of my favorite pictures of you. ...besides the one of us with tin foil in our mouths. That picture is hanging on my bulletin board right now...if you look closely at the picture on my blog, you might be able to spot it...It's like I SPY!